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the river’s long term goal is to get up early and bleed into dirt. (one-line haiku)

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she puts her lipstick on with a sharpie marker and then calls it quits. (one-line haiku)

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tryin to write a ‘status’ haiku durin lunch line breaks don’t work well (one-line haiku)

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fell asleep reading the aeneid… woke up to a little kidlinger voice saying, ‘i have to go poop.’

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she’s singing along to joan osborne…