Evolution of a Hipster.

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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

1. Born rich
2. Awkward nerd elementary school
3. Mall rat middle school
4. Emo high school
5. Art student College (about this time sex is a major factor of self esteem booster, most likely sex with an older person or professor.)
6. Move to the big city
7. ADD DRUGS AND DRINKING (VERY IMPORTANT!)
8. Today’s Hipster.

reserch done by Whiskey

Well, I’ve got 2-4, and currently sitting in a classroom on 5 right now. 6 will happen eventually, though I doubt 7 ever will.

1. Born rich
2. Awkward nerd elementary school
3. Mall rat middle school (wasn’t a mall within hours of where i lived)
4. Emo high school (that was just a few years before my time)
5. Art student College (about this time sex is a major factor of self esteem booster, most likely sex with an older person or professor.) (private university art student… no sex allowed… at all)
6. Move to the big city (any town with a population over 1000 is considered a big city to me)
7. ADD DRUGS AND DRINKING (VERY IMPORTANT!) (if coffee is considered a drug, then yes)
8. Today’s Hipster.

glad to learn i am not a hipster… being an awkward grade schooler and moving out of the village simply means i escaped the frying pan for the fire…