Ever wonder what a greeting and salutations might sound like if offered as a multiple choice?
Barista: Good morning! How you doing this morning?
A) Fine. But I’m lying.
B) I am well. And grammatically challenged. Please forgive the sentence fragment.
C) Not bad. Which means, I’m good. But not in an ethical or moral manner, but in a colloquial, conversational manner.
D) None of the above. Please ignore me, but not my order.
It is the last Monday of the year. Enjoy!